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Chris Jackson is Prince William and Kate\u2019s preferred event photographer. Jackson is married to one of Kate\u2019s staffers and he dutifully airbrushes most of Kate\u2019s photos to the point where she looks Yassified at all times. Jackson was hired by the Invictus Games to be one of their accredited photographers, taking behind-the-scenes pics and action photos of the competitors. There was a theory going around Sussex Twitter that Jackson was taking lovely photos of Harry and Meghan and then he buried the pics and refused to give them to Getty. All of which to say, I think Chris Jackson was exhausted from traveling to Dusseldorf for Invictus, and that\u2019s why he seemingly wasn\u2019t in Somerset on Monday to Photoshop the Princess of Wales\u2019s photos. When other photographers shoot her, you can really tell that they\u2019re not married to someone on Kate\u2019s staff. To be fair, the lighting was doing Kate no favors. To be fair, that janky wig is doing her no favors either. She must have stapled that bitch on to keep it from flying away.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m including more photos from Kate\u2019s day trip to the Royal Naval Air Station Yeovilton on Monday. The new pics are somehow even worse, she looks like she hasn\u2019t slept in days and she\u2019s been living on cigarettes and herbal supplements. Meanwhile, the Daily Express actually reported that Kate arrived at the station via royal helicopter. You mean to tell me that William flew all the way to New York to do environmentalist cosplay, all while Kate took a gas-guzzling helicopter for an event which could have been reached by train or car?<\/p>\n
As for those \u201cfart-face\u201d photos, there\u2019s video too. Kate was surprised by the speed and size of the inflatable vest, thus she made some cartoonishly awkward faces.<\/p>\n