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I\u2019m sorry, but what<\/em> are these photos of Princess Kate in prison? She\u2019s so used to turning up to random places and screwing on her fake smile that she forgot that her forced hyena laughing and freeze-posing would look absolutely INSANE in a prison setting. She really looks like she\u2019s having the time of her life doing this little prison skit. These are more photos of Kate at HMP High Down, a men\u2019s prison in Surrey. Kate went to prison as part of her patronage of the Forward Trust, and the whole point of this was for Kate to \u201cexperience\u201d what it\u2019s like to be a family member of an incarcerated person, and what those family members have to go through to visit a loved one. <\/p>\n Kensington Palace gave the same line to all media outlets regarding Kate\u2019s mysterious hand injury – she was seen with two fingers taped together on her right hand, and KP swore up and down that it was a trampoline injury from playing with her kids, and that it\u2019s \u201ca small injury, nothing serious.\u201d<\/em> If this was a one-off, I would say we could take KP at its word. But Kate consistently has bandaids and bandages on her hands for years now. They aren\u2019t all trampoline injuries. <\/p>\n Meanwhile, there\u2019s a lot of talk about Kate\u2019s doll wig. Yesterday, I called this a \u201cnew wig,\u201d but I might have to correct myself – what if this is the Together At Christmas<\/em> doll wig from 2021? It doesn\u2019t look completely the same, but the two wigs are definitely kissing cousins, much like QEII and Prince Philip. I wish Kate and her hair stylists would figure out something better than this. Hilariously, the sycophantic British media is trying to make Kate\u2019s Prison Wig into the hottest new club. It has everything: Farrah Fawcett vibes, bewigged gopher energy, balayage, keen secrets, synthetic hair, fire hazards. <\/p>\n In recent months, countless celebrities have had their hair chopped into a bob. But, for the Princess of Wales, this would possibly be a transformation too far; after all, it takes an arm-length of hair to twist into those triumphant chignons we\u2019ve come to admire.<\/p>\n So what\u2019s a girl to do when she feels like a change but is reluctant to do anything drastic? Get a fringe, that\u2019s what. While visiting HMP High Down men\u2019s prison on Tuesday, the Princess debuted what\u2019s known in fashion circles as the \u201cbutterfly fringe\u201d, previously seen on taste-makers like Wednesday actress Jenna Ortega and model Matilda Djerf, who inspired the trend earlier this year.<\/p>\n The fringe, which gets its name, unsurprisingly, from a butterfly\u2019s wings, is designed to skim the cheekbones to create a diamond shape, which is not only forgiving on faces that have softened with time, but also gives the hair a jaunty lift. Hence why it\u2019s popular with Gen-Zers and Boomers alike.<\/p>\n For the Princess of Wales, this micro update is the perfect way to freshen up an end-of-summer hairstyle in line with the new autumn season without forsaking polish. Andreas Wild from Larry King\u2019s Notting Hill salon says: \u201cI love the Princess\u2019s new look; It\u2019s very soft and modern. Sometimes when you have long hair it can hide your features. What\u2019s beautiful about this style is that it brings out Kate\u2019s eyes more.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n [From The Telegraph]<\/p>\n Honestly, I think Kate wore this new wig (??) because she\u2019s gotten some new work on her face, so she wanted everything to look different and you couldn\u2019t really place exactly what was going on. Mostly, I think she\u2019s overdoing the fillers and Botox, but I\u2019ll also accept \u201cbotched eye job\u201d as a possibility. Anyway, this hairstyle is not new, nor is it flattering on every face. If most women attempted some version of the Farrah Fawcett style, they would look like this – impossibly dated.<\/p>\n Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Cover Images.<\/small><\/p>\n\n
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